no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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