I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
