3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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