Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
