so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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