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(281): View more from Texas

I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?

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(585): View more from New York

I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.

(1-585): View more from New York

You are so irish.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet

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(301): View more from Maryland

Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent

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(804): View more from Virginia

we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.

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(818): View more from California

Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?

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(302): View more from Delaware

yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay

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