Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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