She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize
