Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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