Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Come on in and take your pants off
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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