The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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