Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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