VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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