I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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