My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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