do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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