I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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