i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
i now understand why vodka
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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