Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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