Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
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