what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
