Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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