let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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