It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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