hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I'm both gender and math confused
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