oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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