Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I woke up under a house in Key West
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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