That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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