she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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