his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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