I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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