? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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