Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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