its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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