I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i drank out of a bidet.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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