Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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