Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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