ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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