so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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