So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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