Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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