i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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