Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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