I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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