I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Randomize
