did you get engaged???
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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