Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
