I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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