do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
