I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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