why didn't you poke me back
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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