I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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