So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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