okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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