Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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