As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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