Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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